12.01.2011

The Rabbit and The Fox

What follows is the most honest piece of writing I produced in all my years of elementary school. This book, written in second grade, follows my first grade plagiarism of P.D. Eastman's "Are You My Mother?", cleverly disguised under the title, "The Egg". Closely following this, is a book entitled, "The Cat and the Dog", which is the piece of work I am perhaps most ashamed of, and this is closely followed by a book of poetry featuring a poem called, "Balls". 

I believe that this story says a lot about who I am and shows my potential as a writer, an artist and as a human being.

Without further ado, I give you, "The Rabbit and The Fox".








 THE END.
There, that's all. I hope you liked it.

5.31.2011

just photos.

Here are some pictures I've taken lately out and around the GTA. Hope you like!


4.14.2011

just some pretty pictures.

In light of a beautiful spring day today, I just wanted to post some pretty pictures.



4.12.2011

Montauk Moments


As I have written in early posts, sometimes it is much needed to get out of the city, even for a day. So a couple of girlfriends and I embarked on a day of bonding to "The End". i.e. to Montauk, Long Island. Its quite a ways away to The End...a three hour train ride on the LIRR, but it didn't feel too bad. I just dreamt about the Hamptons estate I would own someday in the future.

Once you get to the Montauk train station, you still need to make it into town. You can either walk a mile or so down the highway, or get a ride from one of the somewhat sleazy taxi drivers who are, oh so polite enough, to welcome/badger you immediately after you step off the train platform. We opt for the ride. As the cabbie cranks some 90s dance tunes, I know that this will be a day full of, what we will later call, "Montauk Moments".

When we arrive at the main strip, we stroll around, stepping into a few shops and enjoying the strangely quiet surroundings. Though its mid-April, our visit still falls into Montauk's "off season", so a number of stores and restaurants are still closed until the summer months. We're peeking into a bakery when we notice a concert poster on the window. I think the band was playing a concert that night.

It looks like this:
On seeing the poster, my friend, Annie, laughs, "That's Mick Jagger! I can't believe the band just stuck a picture of him on their concert poster." (or something to that end.)

We'll revisit this later.



2.11.2011

Valentine's Day Cards

Since good ol' Valentine's Day is right around the corner, I thought I'd gather a collection of some lovely Valentine's Day cards to share with you. Unlike my Christmas cards, these need no alterations. Their creativity stands alone. Enjoy, and tell me your favorites!


Sis, this one's for you.



HA! "You can run, you can hide, but you can't escape my love."

I don't know why the teddy bear had to be eaten by a shark. Love is complicated.

Umm...girl, he's a loose cannon. Get out.

That's real love, right there.
Thinking? Let's be honest with ourselves.



Definitely the creepiest card I've ever seen. Unbelievable. I can't even tell if its a child or an old man or woman...ironing. Is she/he a bell boy?

Awwww!! Its LEGO Star Wars people! And they're in love!
So, if you're going to give a Valentine's Card this year, I hope I've given you some ideas of what to do, or not do. Have a fabulous holiday everyone! (barf) JK! (no really, barf) : D

12.25.2010

Merry Christmas!!

I just want to say Merry Christmas!
Its been a great morning so far with my family. Last night was a good time too, eating appetizers and watching The Empire Strikes Back by the fireplace.
Holidays go by fast, so enjoy each moment...even when your family is driving you crazy and the turkey is burning.
Lighten up, have fun and try to give to others more than you get back.

Have a wonderful holiday!!

Chewy and I a few Christmases ago. I made these my Christmas cards.

Christmas morning breakfast! Panetone french toast and bacon. SO good!


12.22.2010

Tim Burton, my new hero.

I was having a hard time coming up with something to write about this week. As you can see I'm finally posting a blog on, what is supposed to be, wordless wednesday. But its my blog so I can do whatever I want. ; )
There's been a lot of good stuff going on these past couple weeks! Spending time with family and friends, snowboarding, going into the city, crafting, a lunar eclipse, and I could write about any of these things, BUT, I have something better...


"Visions are worth fighting for. Why spend your life making someone else's dreams?" 

" . . . you always have to feel like it`s gonna be the greatest, even if it`s a . . . you know . . . piece of crap."

"I remember, I was at Cal Arts and I wasn`t a good life-drawer; I struggled with that realistic style of drawing. And one day I was sitting in Farmer`s Market sketching, and it was this weird, mind-blowing experience. I said, `Goddamit, I don`t care if I can`t draw, I`m just gonna draw how I feel about it.` All of a sudden I had my own personal breakthrough, and then I could draw, and satisfied myself. I`ve had very few experiences like that, and I`ll never forget it."

-Tim Burton

I was lucky enough to catch the Tim Burton exhibit at TIFF yesterday, and I absolutely LOVED it! It was inspiring, to say the least. I feel like creativity just pours out of this man. Tim Burton creates...but not to meet the expectations of others...he creates what he feels like bringing to life. His inventions are his own, out of his unique inner workings. He follows his vision, and in doing so has stayed far out of any mediocre box that could have tempted him. People have told me that if you are passionate enough about something, others will jump on board with you. And I think that there is hard proof of this in Tim Burton.
It was encouraging to see the work he had done as a high schooler and the drive and originality he possessed even then. He was writing children's books and mailing them to publishers! He was knocking on doors and trying to make things happen. It was very cool to watch his progress from his teens up to the present time. Tim Burton's success didn't happen overnight, but as he continued to learn and transform as a person, his work grew as well.
I often feel like a weirdo, and at times, a misfit, so I can take comfort in experiencing other people who are "different." Like, even in the last quote above, when he says he couldn't really draw realistic people well, so he accepted that, stopped trying so hard to be like everybody else, and just DREW! Come on! I get fired up about people who go against the grain and honestly bring their own personality to the table. His work is dark, and crazy, and that's why I love it! If we're all trying to be one way...to be "normal" then nothing extraordinary is going to happen.
It took time for Tim Burton to find his groove, but he kept at it. Its in the doing that we work out all bugs and make the necessary tweaks and adjustments.

Tim Burton is my new hero. I would love to have a talk over lunch with him, I'll tell ya. He teaches me to stick to my guns and to do things like no one has done them before. And that I'm never going to please everyone...maybe only a few...but that doesn't mean that what I'm doing isn't GREAT!

This is my own creation!
Never Shoot a Constipated Poodle
Good ol' Jack!

12.15.2010

12.09.2010

Laura Gettin' Crafty: Christmas Cards

It's about that time of year to send out Christmas Cards...Festivus Cards, holiday cards etc. I couldn't afford to buy really nice ones, so I bought a value pack at the pharmacy. They were pretty cute, I guess...but I was feeling crafty...and I have a twisted sense of humor, SO...I made, what I think, are some improvements. Hallmark is gonna come knocking on my door any day now.

Please don't take offense. Its all in good fun! : D 



This card was already pretty ridiculous...it was difficult to improve upon.




This is my personal favorite. Oh Santa. What a guy!

11.21.2010

Come To The Edge

Come to the edge.
It's too high.
Come to the edge.
We might fall.
Come to the edge.
And they came.
And he pushed them

And they flew!

-Christopher Logue
 
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kseaseE5hW1qa6gmqo1_500.jpg

11.20.2010

Taxidermy

http://www.etsy.com/listing/20808757/unicorn-taxidermy-mounted?ref=cat2_gallery_2

I was intrigued by the "taxidermy" section on Etsy so I thought I'd take a look. For only $900 you can own your very own mounted unicorn. Scratch Mac Book off my Christmas list. Hello, unicorn!

11.05.2010

The Lawn Gnome Epidemic

This is genuine documentation of real properties at present. It was difficult to believe myself, which is why I thought it called for logging. It is a serious problem that still exists in our society and we must not turn a blind eye. What I have captured here is only a small sample. Please take a look.

 

  

 

 
What would HGTV say about all this? I think I can guess.

 

That's actually a real bird, not part of this faux pas.
 

I guess they're easier to keep than real pets.


 
They are even hiding in the bushes.
 


 
Magical.


Yup...Its mind-blowing.