I found this on the back of my Lipton soup box...I found it strangely outdated.
-suspension: an interruption in the intensity or amount of something
-a missing piece (as a gap in a manuscript)
-foramen: a natural opening or perforation through a bone or a membranous structure wordnetweb.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

Thanks, Princeton. What can I say? After karaoke, I spent a good three weeks recovering. I want to keep people on their toes...keep 'em guessing. "Wow, maybe she's off becoming a celebrity in L.A.." "Or maybe she's off raiding tombs in Egypt." "Or maybe she's having a crisis and DOESN'T FEEL LIKE BLOGGING, okay?!!!"

Egypt was incredible, by the way.

Let me update you on my happenings in the last few weeks:
I'm still doing improv, and have joined a team with some wonderful folks. We're working on coming up with a way-cool name...that proves more difficult than you might think.

I watched James Franco and Anne Hathaway butcher the Oscars. And James Franco also joined Twitter! I think this will really take our relationship to the next level.

I took this photo.
I made Chocolate Chip BACON cookies! And ate them while watching The Adjustment Bureau, which...in my humble opinion, could not be saved, even by Matt Damon, himself.

My newfound friend and I went on a Mission for Pizza Hut Pizza Dippers (which we had been craving since we saw a commercial advertising them during the Super Bowl)...and they were delicious...and she got violently ill. Good times.

I went to go watch "The Milk Train Doesn't Stop Here Anymore" put on by the Roundabout Theatre Company. It is is supposed to have Olympia Dukakis as the lead, but her alternate was on instead. It was a little dull, so we left at intermission. To be honest, I have trouble sitting through a whole play. Maybe I haven't seen anything really amazing in a while. I should go see Blue Man Group again.

Yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh. That's the scoop.

In keeping up with old times, let me leave you with a quote:
"Great men are they who see that the spiritual is stronger than any material force; that thoughts rule the world." -Emerson